The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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