Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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