you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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