I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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