remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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