sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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