it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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