Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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