Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
is that a dick in a sweater?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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