i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
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Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
God, I missed his penis.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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