I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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