Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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