There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
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That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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