She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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