You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
wow bdsm is so cute
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