Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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