What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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