I think I am morally bankrupt
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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