He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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