And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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