Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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