i may or may not be watching the land before time
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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