He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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