corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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