You're completely useless in the revolution.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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