Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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