he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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