dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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