yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
the raccoons are back...
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