Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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