I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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