When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
she woke up with a sticky ear
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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