too bad you live with your parents still
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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