I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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