i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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