is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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