He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
it hurts more in the daytime
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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