I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
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batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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