belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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