when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
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and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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