i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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