this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
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Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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