i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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