Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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