He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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