well I can't set my house on fire every night
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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