He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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