He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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