ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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