just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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